I suppose you heard about such a fucking great shit as TASER. It is a kind of cool shocker that those fat ass American cops love to use a lot. I've already mentioned about it in my article about Mean Shocker which was the first part of our secret project for developing personal non-lethal weapon. As you all know it is based on the same principle as TASER, rebuilt our way to gain the mean-ass effect. However, the TASER itself is as bad as Chinese piece of shit, which are widely spread by online, if it's used as regular stun gun. It's output (1.2 wt) is even less than allowed by our law for civil citizens (which means not effective at all).. not mentioning police's one. The TRUE "mean power" is in remote operation at which you get the far greater distance between the contact points on the victim's body and the longer time of the current effect! That is why TASER effect can be compared to a sledge hammer, it's like: BANG - you done. :-)

As you know, our Mean Shocker works as a fucking sledge hammer already so why not to make remote effect to make it even moreMEAN?! Piece of cake! We gonna explain how to do that using things that are easy to get. Don't forget to get the iron, regular syringe, beer and some motherf… Just in case.. fuck off all morons and retards. I take no responsibility if you get your brains fucked up reading this text. So here we go!

First of all a few words for those who haven't read prev articles or just don't get the idea. There are not many companies who sell remote type of shockers: Taser, Stinger systems, Law Enforcement Associations (LEA), Chinese Jiun An Technology and our valorous company MART All their devices have the same principle: the shocker has single-use cartridge that shoots 2 barbed projectiles (probes - correct name) with isolated wires. After hitting the flesh they hook to it and shoot the current until the operator release the trigger or till timer cuts the power like in a Taser.

ALL these devices have one shortcoming: single-shot. Imagine what's it gonna be if you shot and probes missed or there is no contact for some reason? To reload the gun or shoot again it takes about 10 seconds during this time you gonna be knocked out with the shocker in the ass. For this case brave American cops have 9 mm and they aren't afraid to use it unlike our cops and they don't really care if the shocker did its job. Our cops have ПР-73 codename "democratizator" which they get in exchange of shocker. Kinda aint cool to use rubber club against junkies better to do it from distance. But there is always a rubber club if shocker wont work - no big deal. Anyway they prefer to sit on their asses till the mess is over if it gets big. Mongoloids never change and what do we get? Industry and civil (imbecile) law in Russia leave us no fucking choice even though we got stunning (!) idea of our Russian cartridge (БТЭР) which is mostly civil variant of remote shocker. It turns out useless by a few reasons.

Following problem caused by the principle of effectiveness of remote shocker: satellites accuracy. How do we make it more precise and effect on the entrire range within all effective distance? Every inventor forced to make love with this problem. For example TASER has 3 !!! different cartridges (depends on distance) to gain the best accuracy… that's fucked up. I wonder have they tried to shot from more than 5 meters distance? However in LEA they did shot… their device unlike TASER designed on idea of making satellites far from each other to get the angle if differentiation less and what do you think? Motherfucker works! Hits target at 5 and 10 meters with the same accuracy. They even shot some video about it. But… how the hell did they think to put this AGGREGATE (I think it's the best description) in a pocket? Holster?! Oh, right. They thought about it as they say in the video: this device is bigger than TASER that's why its kinda better. It has a comfy handle which help kicking shit outta assholes. Last drop was when Pavel Feldman (a jew?) putted on bullet proof west and went for testing his masterpiece. Kinda others got nigger in wife beater and we got bullet proof west that's why our device is a kick ass shit :-D

Chinks surprised with functions as always. Their shocker "RAYSUN X-1" (typical Chinese name) not just shooting wires with satellites but pepper spray, rubber bullets and some fireworks too. Still, you have to reload and yell "I know kong fu!" to avoid getting your own gun in your own ass. In other aspects it is a red colored (typical Chinese color) copy of TASER.

And did we do? We didn't beat abound the bush and found our own way. Straight Russian way! Russian cartridge shoots both satellites without divergence angle, not letting Russian civil shocker become effective. Maybe just like some kind of dildo but it doesn't even have lubricant in… Cop's variant compensates its shortcomings with high output power of 10 watt, 8 times more than TASER X-26 (!).

Anyway I hope you get the idea what is remote shocker and what it should NOT be like. Now we know how to do our device. We know it by recently appeared Russian technology PDG (Pull Down Gun) which got rid in its own unique way of all those shortcomings that all modern remote shockers have. This is a story for another article and now you can go visit official PDG website and see it in action. The idea of PDG is using unitary ammo which makes it possible to be magazine loaded and small sized. Also it has great output power which guarantees knock down target in no time (about 0.3-0.5 sec). Electric part of it based on Mean Shocker circuit so that once the offender got shot will not get on his feet and start acting for a long time. Those who already did the Mean Shocker know what I'm talking about.

Let's get down to business. Since PDG is not produced commercially as it is only a prototype, there is no sence of copying it. Besides, its has too complicated mechanics to make at home. We gonna use the idea of unitary ammo and Mean Shocker circuit which we had long before PDG. The size of the whole thing should be a little bigger than Mean Shocker or TASER or about the same. It means that fucked up МАРТ circuit and fucking huge transformer are no longer useful for us. We wanna have small size with the same power (it has to fit the shells as well). Therefore we will use completely new circuit which is more effective and way smaller. Besides the device will have batteries which are easier to get and easier to replace in field condition. How many shots? I think optimal way is to have 3 rounds (it's not easy to make more then 2 shots in real combat) and one more just in case. And of course our device has to have ability of being used as usual shocker even though it has ammo loaded.

We simply took the best of all existing devices and designed it as simple as possible. Now I'm gonna explain how to make it at home but first make sure you got your mind set and then read next :-)